By Elizabeth Garcia
January 31, 2013
On October 31st, 2012 the Elite Monsters of Scream Team Productions™ gathered at BlumHouse of Horrors™ to dress out for a secret Scare Gram. It was so secret all communication was banned with the outside world. The Scare Gram is a popular year-round service offered by Scream Team Productions™. Clients can select one or multiple monsters to appear at a specific location or event to surprise and terrify a specific person or group. The monsters given the honor to scare were Boinx with the Screaming Demon™, Whipstitch, Dr. Trauma, Butch, Izzabel, Sketch with the chainsaw, and Hubert along with their supervisor, Tim Deddeh. Once on the road they were informed of the mission before them: to scare Rob Dyrdek and the entire Dyrdek Enterprises™ crew. Only one person at the building knew of the excitement headed their way.
The Team’s insider at Dyrdek Enterprises Inc.™, Paul Vizcaino the company’s Urban Strategist, met them in the parking lot to finalize their entrance strategy. Paul wanted to be pursued by the monsters from the side hallway across the Fantasy Factory and into Rob’s office with the lead monster wielding the chainsaw. They followed him inside and stopped in the hallway. The chainsaw roared to life! Paul hightailed across the Factory floor with Sketch on his heels and the rest of Scream Team Elite not far behind. They burst into his office, but Rob wasn’t at his desk. They looked to their left and saw him sitting at a table completely shocked and trembling! They started having fun getting in his face and personal space making him squirm and squeal
The assorted freaks entered the indoor skate park. Noticing they were being watched by Rob’s team from the windows upstairs they started visibly taunting and scheming. Tim rallied their team together for a group shot in front of the World’s Longest Skateboard. Rob joined in, but not before getting a dose of the Screaming Demon™ courtesy of Boinx. On the second floor curiosity continued building for those witnessing the strange events below. The creatures were sprinting toward the stairway that leads to their offices!
As Jacob Kelley, one of Rob’s Website and Application Developers put it on YouTube™, “…all hell broke loose, literally.” Butch, Dr. Trauma, and Izzabel swarmed the receptionist, trapping her behind the desk with her hands over her ears and screaming. Boinx led the way up the stairs firing off the Screaming Demon™ . Sketch and Hubert trailed close behind with Whipstitch. They pressed themselves against the glass walls mocking the people who refused to leave their offices. As the rest of the team made it to the second floor they worked their way down the hall bouncing from person to person with Butch actually bouncing off a wall! Through a door at the end of the hall, one busy bee was trapped behind his desk with escape routes being cut off. Another guy crawled out from under his desk after they had left the room. During a short-lived reprieve Dyrdek’s Team tried to grasp what was happening.
Even Rob himself couldn’t believe it, “Yo, like I’m spooked and I know it’s like--it’s still spooky.”
The Elite Team rejoined their victims with the intention of giving each person their undivided attention. Sketch went after Jacob Kelley with his chainsaw cornering him against a glass wall behind a door. Hubert and Izzabel mocked him from the other side, but his focus was on the thunderous chainsaw. Sketch pulled back before getting in Jacob’s face again, then turned and left the room. Immediately, the frazzled target tried to close the doors to the office. “Come here!” Sketch called out, “who said I’m done? Huh?”
“Aw crap!” Jacob pulled the glass door open and the clown rushed forward just enough to make the poor guy flinch.
“I like this one!” Boinx walked in and blasted the Screaming Demon™ at Jacob before Whipstitch, Sketch, and Hubert pinned him against the wall. They took turns teasing and startling him. When the opportunity arose Jacob wasted no time and ran for the door.
Everyone moved back into the main hallway. Butch decided to change things up and began “literally climbing the walls” of the hallway with ease! Izzabel tried to get a kiss for her dolly, but her chosen Romeo couldn’t handle it. He pushed past her making the little girl pursue him into the next room. Meanwhile, Boinx and Whipstitch turned the focus to Talisha Romero, Director of Marketing and Events. Boinx snarled, she flinched. They lightly touched her hair, she started freaking out!
Then it hit her, “Wait, did Willie tell you guys to ge--”
“Who?” the monsters quizzically asked.
Talisha asked again, “Willie? Willie May?”
“Who?” “Who’s that?”
Meanwhile Dr. Trauma slammed his hand on the wall next to a young brunette making her jump. He then moved in closer, but pulled back when she started laughing nervously.
Boinx decided to get down to business and led some monsters into the Board Room. Sketch and Izzabel wanted to play with Jacob at his desk tapping his keyboard and running off with his hat to join the others. The Elite Team sat around the glass table posing for pictures. Hesitantly Rob joined them for a couple photos before moving back toward the door. ”Happy f***ing Halloween!” Whipstitch and Boinx closed in on Rob, who laughed uneasily in an unusually high pitch. Then he bolted for the door!
The Elite Team chased him down the back stairs, across the skate park, and into his office. Rob escaped and made it to the other side of the building, going up the stairs to the top of the skate ramp. With nowhere else to go he flipped into the foam pit. Whipstitch, Boinx, Hubert, Sketch, and Izzabel jumped in after him. Dyrdek and the Elite Monsters in the pit made their way out with little trouble, except Boinx whose foot was wedged between some tightly packed pieces of foam. With a little group effort he was freed in no time. Whipstitch, Butch, and Sketch ran back to the top of the ramp and slid down head first as Tim jumped over their heads.
When asked what he thought of the Scare Gram Rob answered, “I feel like I got the joy of my own haunted house without having to leave the house.”
In the span of thirty minutes The Elite Monsters of Scream Team Productions™ succeeded in making October 31st, 2012 a Halloween Dyrdek Enterprises Inc.™ will never forget.
That same day within an hour after the Scare Gram was over Rob and Jacob posted two teaser videos on YouTube™ and a photo of Rob Dyrdek with the Elite Monsters made rounds on the internet via Instagram™ and Twitter™. It became one of the most viewed photos on Instagram™ and still is to this day.
VIEW VIDEO HERE: http://youtu.be/6UlQPlDvkaQ
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